Decatur’s Community Theatre
Theatre 7 announces OPEN AUDITIONS for its first show of the 2016-17 season. Decatur’s Community Theatre plans to kick off their return to the Decatur Civic Center with a bang – the hysterically funny musical comedy, “The Great American Trailer Park Musical.”
Auditions will be held at Theatre 7 Headquarters, 131 N. Water Street, Decatur on Tuesday and Wednesday August 9th and 10th from 6:30 to 9:00 PM. Auditions will take place in the 3d floor rehearsal hall.
Bring a prepared song to sing. Modern country or honky tonk is recommended. There will be an accompanist available to play your sheet music, or you may bring your own track to sing from. There may also be a short choreography to learn, and reading sections of the script. If auditioning for the role of Pippi, you may be asked to perform some short “bump & grind” movements. No prepared monologue is required.
All ages listed “playing ages.”
Jeannie Garstecki – 35-45 years old. (Belt and Mezzo) Jeannie has lived in a trailer at Armadillo Acres for 20 years with her husband and high-school sweetheart, Norbert. A faded beauty, she was 17 when she married, 18 when her son was born and 23 when he got kidnapped. That, coupled with a really bad perm, has turned her into an agoraphobic. She hasn’t left her trailer in all these years, and the man she loves is drifting further and further away and she’s determined to get him back…that is if she could manage to get out of the trailer to do it…
Norbert Garstecki – 35-45 years old. (High Baritone) Jeannie’s husband Norbert collects tolls for a living and tries to be as good a husband as one can be to an agoraphobic. A former high-school football star, any good looks he may have had when younger, are now marred by fatigue and the stress of his difficult marriage. He is a simple man who desperately wishes his wife could get out of the trailer, but he’s not equipped with the emotional or intellectual tools to help her do it. He has never loved or slept with another woman other than Jeannie. That is until he meets…
Pippi – 28-35 years old. (Big Belt) Up to this point, Pippi’s life has been about surviving. She is a professional stripper who has gotten by on her looks and talents for dancing and petty theft. She means no harm and is ready to stop making bad choices and start making changes, but first she has to get lost in a hick-town trailer park in North Florida so she won’t be found by her last bad choice…
Duke -24-28 years old. (Rock Tenor) Duke is Pippi’s obsessive, possessive and excessive Magic-Marker sniffing boyfriend; ex-boyfriend according to Pippi. Not so, according to Duke. Not the brightest guy south of the Mason-Dixon Line, Duke leaves a trail of disaster in his wake wherever he goes. His road trip to Starke is no exception and his arrival at the trailer park is full of surprises- even for a group of people who have had their share of excitement…
Betty – 38-50 something. (Rough Belt) Betty attended high school with Norbert and Jeannie Garstecki and has lived at Armadillo Acres for just as long. She now runs the leasing office and makes it her business to know everything about everybody who passes through the trailer park. Though a self-proclaimed bad-ass, Betty is really a mother hen to the denizens of the trailer park. Of all “The Girls,” Betty is the most grounded, earthy and dry.
Linoleum (Lin), 30s. (Belt) So named because her mother gave birth to her on the kitchen floor, Linoleum has a husband on death row at the Florida State Prison. His fate is the electric chair that doesn’t work properly unless most of the town’s electricity is turned off. So Lin watches everyone’s lights and appliances very closely in the hopes that she can keep the chair on the fritz. Sometimes self-absorbed and sometimes just a smart-ass, she hints at a wild, rock-and-roll past and is the fieriest of “The Girls.”
Donna (aka Pickles)- 17 or so years old. (Belt) A newlywed, Donna is called “Pickles” because she is perpetually hysterically pregnant- that is, she is so convinced she should be pregnant she’s exhibiting symptoms. Her husband is a lot fancier than she is, as he is from the big city of Jacksonville. His parents haven’t been very supportive of his marital choice, so Pickles is desperate to give her husband a family of his own – even if she has to fake it. The dimmest one of ”The Girls,” Pickles is airy, sweet and blissfully ignorant.
PLEASE NOTE: This show is a comedy but has ADULT LANGUAGE & DARK HUMOR. If you are shy and/or have genteel sensibilities, this is probably not the show for which you should audition.
The show will take place at The Decatur Civic center on October 15,16,17, 21, 22 and 23, 2016. Rehearsals will begin in late August, the date TBA.
Theatre 7 will be performing it’s holiday dinner theatre fundraiser at The Decatur Club on Friday and Saturday, December 9th and 10th.
“It’s A Wonderful Life – A Live Radio Play will take you back to Bedford Falls and the trials of George Bailey – complete with 1940’s costuming and real live “Foley artist” sound effects.
Watch our actors bring radio to life in this stage adaptation of Frank Capra’s iconic holiday classic film (adaptation written by Joe Landry).
Visit this page for more information on casting, ticketing and reservations as it develops!
Another dinner theatre production with a twist: a selection of ten minute plays by local area playwrights!